If your dog gets lost, I won't help you find it; instead, I'll...

Life may deceive you, but I won't, because I'll hold your penis in my mouth.

I'll just rub against it, I won't go inside.

I'll ejaculate in you in a maximum of thirty seconds! No more! I'm afraid you won't be able to take it: you'll say you can't take it anymore—I'm going to ejaculate!!!

You won't let your husband kiss you, but I'm going to deep throat you now.

You rotten, impotent bastard, your great-aunt's cunt and asshole smell better than your bitch mother's cooking, huh? You bastard who kowtows to your ancestors' anal hair, fuck your mother's cunt. Kneeling under your great-aunt's stinky feet, getting slapped and having your dick stomped on, how does it feel? I'll kick your dog's balls and make your dick yellow. I'll stick a urethral rod into your dick hole. Your dog's testicles will be stomped to pieces by your ancestors. I'll clamp your foreskin and torture you until you're a dog's bladder, you pissing idiot. Forward this and I'll draw three dog maggots for a free reward of training. 💞

I won't lose if I'm your little puppy 😢 #puppy #maid #rbq #k9 #anus

I won't tell you what came out 😍

I'll spit in your face for you!

You always say you want to ejaculate under your armpit, well, I guess I'll just have to grant your wish (●'◡'●)

Make sure you keep your dicks safe when you go out, or I'll clamp them down and you'll regret it 😈 For more sex, find me on TG: